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Post by Tj on Mar 20, 2013 18:40:10 GMT -5
I find Danielle's creepy obsession with Shane infuriating. He's not even as pretty as I am! Why does he get someone and I don't? I like attention and true love, so I'm holding casting calls for a stalker. Name:
Occupation:
Favorite Sex Position:
What you love about me:
What you love about yourself:
Will you help me with my top-secret lab report on Kat and Shir?:
Are you interested in having a threesome with Animal?:
Are you interesting in having a threeseome with Shadow?:
Are you interested in having a foursome with Animal AND Shadow?
Will you help me find my car keys? I still haven't found them:
Do you like wearing slutty outfits?:
Do you like me wearing slutty outfits?:
Have you ever worn small, skin tight red underwear or broken a table?:
What if your biggest achievement in life?:
What do you like about being a stalker?:
Final Comments?: Thank you for your time.  |
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Post by Shane on Mar 20, 2013 18:50:01 GMT -5
Name: your mom
Occupation: your mom
Favorite Sex Position: your mom
What you love about me: your mom
What you love about yourself: your mom
Will you help me with my top-secret lab report on Kat and Shir?: no
Are you interested in having a threesome with Animal?: your mom
Are you interesting in having a threeseome with Shadow?: your mom
Are you interested in having a foursome with Animal AND Shadow? your mom
Will you help me find my car keys? I still haven't found them: your mom
Do you like wearing slutty outfits?: your mom
Do you like me wearing slutty outfits?: your mom
Have you ever worn small, skin tight red underwear or broken a table?: your mom
What if your biggest achievement in life?: your mom
What do you like about being a stalker?: your mom
Final Comments?: your mom
Hope you really consider me for this position!
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Post by Animal on Mar 20, 2013 20:00:57 GMT -5
Name: Cody
Occupation: Student, writer
Favorite Sex Position: Breaking tables
What you love about me: You
What you love about yourself: You
Will you help me with my top-secret lab report on Kat and Shir?: Ok
Are you interested in having a threesome with Animal?: awkies
Are you interesting in having a threeseome with Shadow?: I've had a sex dream about Shadow once so ok
Are you interested in having a foursome with Animal AND Shadow? okie
Will you help me find my car keys? I still haven't found them: Sure =o
Do you like wearing slutty outfits?: Sometimes
Do you like me wearing slutty outfits?: All the time
Have you ever worn small, skin tight red underwear or broken a table?: lol i feel this question is geared toward me
What if your biggest achievement in life?: being a published author
What do you like about being a stalker?: that i get u
Final Comments?: ily
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Post by Danielle Murphree on Mar 20, 2013 21:11:45 GMT -5
Ummm I am not obsessed with Shane! He is my boyfriend and soon to be husband!
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Post by david on Mar 20, 2013 22:21:09 GMT -5
If I apply, will you write nice things about me in the House Calls thread?
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Post by jason on Mar 20, 2013 22:28:12 GMT -5
Supernatural stopped being good after 3 seasons. sorry I am not sorry.
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Post by Shir on Mar 20, 2013 23:32:40 GMT -5
Are you interested in having a threesome with Animal?: never. not animal.
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Post by Animal on Mar 21, 2013 3:30:05 GMT -5
Are you interested in having a threesome with Animal?: never. not animal. ily e-sis <3 & #awkwards i didn't realize this thread was public. LOL hello houseguests  |
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Post by Tj on Mar 21, 2013 6:59:18 GMT -5
If I apply, will you write nice things about me in the House Calls thread? OF COURSE! Supernatural stopped being good after 3 seasons. sorry I am not sorry. THE FIRST TWO SEASONS SUCKED! THE THIRD IS WHEN IT GOT DECENT! MISHA COLLINS CAME IN SEASON FOUR! AT THE START OF SEASON THREE, THEY STARTED PUTING HUMOR INTO THE SHOW. THE FIRST TWO SEASONS WERE TOO SERIOUS, DEPRESSING,AND DULL.
I AM GOING TO DESTROY EVERY SINGLE THING YOU LOVE BY SETTING IT ON FIRE STARTING WITH YOUR DICK.*reads card given to me by Kat* As a housecall, I am supposed to be nice, caring and...... how do you say this word? respectful to all houseguests and their shitty opinions as well as remain unbiased. Arson is frowned upon, especially on genitalia and other body parts. Are you happy now, Kat? |
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Post by Tj on Mar 21, 2013 7:04:10 GMT -5
itfz88
7:19:28 I WANT A DICK ON MY FACE
*looks at kat*
*looks at shir*
*idk which one of you this is*
*just back up off of my man*
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Post by Kara Monaco on Mar 21, 2013 8:57:10 GMT -5
^It's Kat... she likes the D
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Post by Kat on Mar 21, 2013 15:37:23 GMT -5
it's forged  |
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