JOE'S DIARY ROOM

[joe]

HI EVERYONE. WELCOME TO JOE'S DIARY ROOM. I'M BACK IN THIS SERIES TO HOPEFULLY DO NOT NEARLY AS SHITTY AS I DID THE FIRST TIME AROUND. HERE'S TO HOPING.

SO, I TALKED TO A FEW PEOPLE. I REALLY LIKE DOMINIC A LOT, BUT I FEEL THAT HE MAY BE ALLIGNED WITH OTHERS.... I ALSO LIKE JASON AND KEESHA.

DANIELLE IS, BY FAR, THE MOST IRRITATING PERSON IN THE HOUSE. I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND HER AND I CAN'T WAIT TO EVICT HER.

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

[Animal]

omg this is brill lol

[joe]

BRILL? I'M NOT TOO SURE WHAT THAT MEANS.... YOU'LL HAVE TO USE WORDS THAT JOE UNDERSTANDS THERE, ANIMAL.

[joe]

:hoh1:

WORTH A SHOT

[joe]

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[joe]

ALL THAT WORK AND I DIDN'T EVEN WIN! NEEDLESS TO SAY, I'M LESS THAN THRILLED WITH THE WINNER. HOWEVER, DOMINIC AND I CEMENTED OUR ALLIANCE AND I HAVE A FEELING WE WILL WORK GREAT TOGETHER. I TALKED TO CHIMA TODAY AS WELL, AND SHE'S A LOT OF FUN.

I'M A BIT NERVOUS THAT LORI WON, BUT I THINK I WILL BE SAFE SINCE I ACTUALLY DID THE COMPETITION.

[roddy]

Lol, your face. Your caps. Priceless!

Go Joe!!

[joe]

I'm not gonna type in all caps for this one, so you can truly get the effect of what I want to say.

I FUCKING CANNOT STAND DANIELLE!!!!

She is seriously the most irritating person in the entire game and I'm getting her out as soon as possible.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.

I DEFINITELY HAVE PEOPLE THAT I'M FORMING STRONGER RELATIONSHIPS THAN OTHERS. I FEEL REALLY GREAT WITH JASON, JAMES, DAVID AND DOMINIC. I ALSO MADE AN OFFICIAL ALLIANCE WITH DOMINIC TODAY, AND I FEEL VERY CONFIDENT ABOUT IT.

[joe]

KARA. YOU'RE NOMINATED FOR EVICTION. YOU DON'T SPEND *ONE* MINUTE TALKING TO ME THEN SIGN OUT. YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT GONNA GET MY VOTE THAT WAY. YES, I AM CURRENTLY WATCHING A MOVIE RIGHT NOW. HOWEVER, IF I WERE THAT ENGROSSED IN IT, I WOULDN'T BE SIGNED ON AIM AS WELL. I *WANT* YOU TO TALK TO ME. CLEARLY, YOU DESERVE TO BE NOMINATED AND I DON'T PLAN ON KEEPING YOU AT THIS POINT.

[joe]

I'M WORKING ON EXPANDING MY NETWORK NOW. I MADE A STONER ALLIANCE WITH DAVID LAST NIGHT AND I MADE A "I'LL GET YOUR BACK IF YOU GET MINE" ALLIANCE WITH JASON. I'M NOT TRYING TO GO CRAZY, BUT I DEFINITELY WANT PEOPLE ON MY SIDE WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT. I ALSO MADE A "LET'S BE A TEAM" ALLIANCE WITH JASON. FINALLY, IF CHIMA STAYS, WE ARE GOING TO WORK TOGETHER AS WELL. WE'RE THE "PEOPLE HATED US ON THE SHOW" ALLIANCE.

I THINK I'M IN A DECENT SPOT. I'VE AT LEAST TALKED TO EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE, I'VE SHOWN THAT I CAN DO WELL IN THE CHALLENGES AND I'M CONSTANTLY ONLINE. PROVIDED I DON'T MAKE ANY ENEMIES AND DON'T GET COCKY (LIKE LAST TIME) THEN I SHOULD BE FINE FOR A FEW MORE ROUNDS.

[joe]

HERE IS A LIST OF THE CAST, FROM FAVORITE TO LEAST FAVORITE.

1. DOMINIC
2. DAVID
3. JASON
4. JAMES
5. KEESHA
6. CHIMA
7. WIL
8. DREW
9. RACHEL
10. DANIELE
11. LORI
12. DANIELLE
13. KARA

[Shane]

[joe]

I KEEP CHECKING THE BOARD TO SEE IF THE VETO CEREMONY IS POSTED, THEN I REMEMBER THAT I WON THE VETO SO I HAVE TO POST IT.....

[joe]

SO, THIS HAS BEEN WEIRD. YOU EXPECT CERTAIN PEOPLE TO WIN AND THEN THEY DON'T.... WHO EXPECTED A LORI WIN? NOT ME. THEN RACHEL? UGH. JUST UGH. PLUS, I WAS IN THE TOP 3 AND I LOST THE HOH AGAIN. WELL, AT LEAST SHE DIDN'T NOMINATE ME. I TALK TO HER A GOOD AMOUNT, SO I WAS GLAD ABOUT THAT. I WAS NOT HAPPY THAT SHE NOMINATED JASON. JASON IS VERY ACTIVE, AND I'M ALLIGNED WITH HIM, SO I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM ON THE BLOCK. THEN, I TOLD HIM THAT IF I WON, I WOULD TAKE HIM OFF. GRANTED, I HAD NO INTENTION OF WINNING. I DIDN'T EVEN DO THE CHALLENGE RIGHT THE FIRST TIME XD. THEN, LO AND BEHOLD, I WON THE DAMN THING. I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO USE THE VETO AND SAVE HIM, JUST BECAUSE I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT I'M A MAN OF MY WORD. I'M SAFE THIS WEEK, SO THAT'S WHAT MATTERS MOST.

[joe]

Real talk. I spend too much time talking to Kat and not enough time talking to the houseguests.